"I pooped on your foot, now pet me".
HE’S SO FREAKING ADORABLE AHHHHHH! HE WILL SLEEP LIKE THIS IF HE GETS A BURBY BLANKET!
"Swivel-y keychains and buttons and rings… these are a few of my favorite things!"
After mourning the loss of Pan for the past five months, I finally found it in myself to give his jungle gym to another little yellow bird, my youngest, Scout.
"Awe, yiss. Right there, human."